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  Sideshow

  by William Ollie

  KINDLE EDITION

  Dark Regions Press

  — 2010 —

  SIDESHOW © 2010 by William Ollie

  Cover & Interior Art © 2010 by M. Wayne Miller

  This digital edition © 2010 Dark Regions Press

  Norman L. Rubenstein, Editor

  Joe Morey, Publisher

  Dark Regions Press

  PO Box 1264

  Colusa, CA 95932

  http://www.darkregions.com

  Also available in a trade paperback

  ISBN-10: 1-888993-83-9

  ISBN-13: 978-1-888993-83-7

  Cover and interior design by

  David G. Barnett

  Fat Cat Graphic Design

  http://www.fatcatgraphicdesign.com

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  Acknowledgments

  Just a couple of thanks going out to some kind folks who’ve helped me and Sideshow reach the end of our journey, which started out many years ago as an entrant in a short story contest on a writer’s critique site.

  So, without further adieu:

  Thanks to Michele Howarth, my awesome first reader, for catching all those horrible mistakes, and for keeping me going when the going got tough. To Larry Roberts who put the wheels on the wagon with my first release, and to the Morey’s for keeping it moving forward. To Wayne Miller for the awesome cover art, and for Norm Rubenstein, without whose influence the edition you see before you would never have been published.

  And last, but certainly not least:

  This book is for Harley, as good a friend as a guy ever had, a better friend than many.

  Many Years Ago

  A late afternoon conversation with one of his barrack mates had brought him here. An excited exchange about the gambling, the sideshow freaks and strippers, all wrapped up in a nice little ‘do whatever you want to whoever you want to bow’. The guy had practically been foaming at the mouth about the place, ranting and raving like some kind of lunatic over the strippers, the freaks and grotesqueries, not to mention the open air gambling. Now he wanted to see it for himself—after all he’d heard, he needed to see it.

  He’d be going away soon, going away and no telling when he would be coming back this way again. Never, if he had his way.

  His name was Stanley Johnson. Private Stanley Johnson, fresh out of boot camp and ready to kick ass, which was what he soon would be doing, courtesy of a set of marching papers that had just come whistling down the pike. This time next week he would be ankle deep in the rice fields and paddies of good old Southeast Asia, dodging bullets and bombs and whatever else good old Charlie could toss his way. Half the pukes in his unit were scared out of their wits. Half? Damn near all of them. But not Stanley. Stanley knew what he’d be doing over there. No, he didn’t want to go—he wasn’t crazy, after all. But as long as he was going, he might as well mow down as many of those slant-eyed sons of bitches as he could lay hands on. Hell, they deserved it, for the shit they were pulling over there. And who could know, maybe if enough of those pricks were wiped out, Stanley might actually come home a bona fide all American hero. And make no mistake about it: Stanley Johnson was coming home.

  Stanley took a long drink off a nearly empty pint bottle of Jack Daniels. Another pull and the bottle was slipped into his back pocket. He stood for a moment, looking up at the full moon before pulling off his black-framed glasses and holding them up to his mouth, frosting the thick lenses with a couple of breaths and then wiping them clean with a piece of his shirt. Then the glasses were back in place and Stanley was heading for a brightly colored sign welcoming him to the carnival. Thin strains of calliope music floated on the breeze as he made his way past the sign, under a line of tattered pennants flapping wildly in the breeze, then onto a chewed-up cow pasture of a midway.

  Right away he noticed that something was wrong—out of whack. This place had nothing to do with the happy go lucky carnivals of his youth. No smiling families floated down this causeway; no laughing children ran through the sawdust. Hell, there was no sawdust. Before him were beer swilling rednecks, carnival hucksters and drunkards; an assortment of punks and farmers stalking a midway populated with soiled canvas tents and battered sheet metal booths, all laid out before a Ferris wheel that hadn’t stopped spinning since he’d first spotted it coming down Grovetown’s main drag. Not when he’d pulled up that old country road and into the makeshift parking lot had that wheel stopped turning. Not when he’d sat in his car finishing off his cigarette, nor when he’d stood by the car pulling on his pint of hooch. The brightly-lit structure, stretching far up into the starry night sky, stood as a beacon, lighting the way for the rubes and the suckers, an ever-spinning neon signpost drawing the dolts and dumbbells to the clip joint on the far edge of town. Which was what Stanley pegged the place to be, a fly by night open air casino, a place for the fool and his money to go their separate way; the fool, back home with empty pockets while his coin clanged its way into the communal till. A point fully illustrated halfway down the midway, where a crowd had formed around some old farmer in faded jeans, who stood in front of a booth, eyes wide and wild while his jaws worked over a plug of tobacco and his hand came up clutching a fistful of crumpled bills.

  Stanley stopped, and stood there, watching the old timer lay his money down: five dollars to set three silver balls spinning across a slanted wooden table while a bunch of rednecks egged him on. The board—pocked with multicolored, numbered grooves—lay before him, a game to be bettered, a beast to be conquered. All around the booth, bloodshot eyes narrowed, as one by one the old man put those silver spheres into play. He laughed, he shouted and swore. Then he groaned, his smile turning to a disgusted grimace as each and every one of those shiny little balls betrayed him.

  Stanley stood quietly by, smiling as the old duffer scratched his head, all the while the man in the booth kept up his incessant crowing of, “Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! Five’ll get ya ten, ten’ll get ya twenty!” He was short and fat, a smile on his face and a half-smoked stogie hanging from the corner of his mouth.

  Behind the gaming table he stood, an ill-fitting sports jacket adorned with enormously wide, red-and-white stripes draping his shoulders as he tipped his straw hat, smiling as he offered his frustrated mark a chance to get back into the fray: twenty bucks to keep his twenty points and roll again, another five-spot to start from scratch. One hundred tallied points to take the fat roll of crisp new bills gripped tightly in the carny’s fist. The farmer reached into his pocket. Good money followed bad, and Stanley moved a little further up the dusty midway, where he made his way over to the sideshow tent, where a few moments later, he stepped inside to find a tall, thin old man working a crowd who had gathered in front of a row of cages housing an assortment of freaks.

  The juggler was cool, and he had to admit, that sword swallower really knew his stuff. And boy oh boy, that rubber woman. Let me count the ways, he thought, chuckling at the images that conjured up. The pickled punk looked fake, and that was just what he told that old barking fool. The old guy didn’t like that, but Stanley didn’t care—Stanley didn’t care if he liked it or not.

  Stanley barely glanced at the alligator boy, and the huge, two-ton freak of nature bored him. But when he got to that armless and legless freak, he had to stop and remove those thick, Coke-bottle glasses of his, wipe them clean on his shirt and s
lide them back onto his face. The poor bastard was moaning and groaning and coughing up blood, pleading with his eyes as he looked up at Stanley. He wore a dirty t-shirt, spattered with blood, and a filthy diaper that looped his waist. He looked like any minute now he could keel over dead. And Stanley thought that whatever he had come here for tonight, it damn sure wasn’t this. He turned and made his way through the gathered crowd, the farmers and soldiers, the teenagers and little boys, all gawking at the traveling freak show that lay before them, orchestrated by the carnival huckster in his stovepipe hat and long flowing tails.

  On his way out, Stanley gave that son of a bitch a piece of his mind, a big piece of it. Sideshow wonders were one thing, but this spectacle, this monstrous abomination, was beyond human comprehension, beyond human decency. Retarded and deformed or not, that poor, miserable excuse for a man did not deserve to be treated in such a way. Nobody deserved that. And who the hell did that guy think he was, anyway? What gave him the right? Up one side and down the other he cussed him, while the old man gave his shoulders a disinterested shrug, laughing as the young soldier became ever more incensed, until, finally, all talked out, wound down like a spent clock, he stalked out into the star-filled night, up the midway through an ever growing crowd of rednecks and farmers and good old country boys, who drifted from stall to stall, winding their way into the different tents—card games and con games, Stanley figured. Figured they deserved whatever they ended up with, too, if they were stupid enough to participate in this bullshit. Which, apparently, most of them were.

  He stopped for a moment, pulled out his whiskey and took a drink, leaned back and looked up at that spinning wheel of flashing lights, wondering if it ever stopped—if it even slowed down. Somehow he doubted that it did. He took another drink and started on his way. Yes, sideshow freaks were one thing, gambling yet another—although Stanley didn’t see where this had anything much to do with gambling, not with the way these guys were being played. But the hell with that, anyway. The hell with them. That wasn’t why he had come here tonight, not really. All that stuff—the freaks and the farmers, the oddities and idiots—all that stuff was all well and good, but what Stanley had really come for, what he had really driven out to this nothing little town on the edge of nowhere for, was the strippers, the raunchy display of vulgarities Kowalski had so regaled him with. That was why he was here, and it was damn time he got on with it.

  He took another drink. From behind him came a great roar of laughter, and Stanley turned to see his old pal the farmer turning his empty pockets inside out, the people grouped around him laughing and cracking wise as the fat little huckster in his straw hat and wide-striped suit started back in with his patented pitch.

  Stanley tipped back his bottle, finished off the last of his whiskey and dropped the empty container to the ground. He was on his way now, the pump primed, fire in his belly as he listed sideways up the midway, the scorch of whiskey fueling him; on his way to see the strippers now, wishing the rubber woman could be a part of that show. He stopped in front of the tent, closed his eyes and saw her standing before him, her raven hair flowing over her shoulders, her alabaster skin, those sparkling emerald eyes. The touch of her as her hands glided across his chest, her ruby red lips parted and her tongue slithered across them, impossibly long as it snaked its way beneath the flap of his shirt, between the buttons. She was real now, on him, in him, whispering his name: ‘Come, Stanley,’ she said. ‘Come to me. See what I can do. Come play with me!’

  Stanley opened his eyes and reached for the whiskey, but the whiskey was gone.

  He stepped inside the tent amidst the backdrop of bump and grind music, trumpets and horns, the thud of the bass drum, the rap-tap-tap of the snare. Inside, where a group of old men and farm boys stood in front of a raised platform, watching a woman gyrate. Several longhaired kids had crowded in front of the stage, staring up at her, almost as if in a trance, all of them shoving crumpled bills into a series of buckets dotting the edge of the platform while the woman smiled down at them, her loyal subjects who would not leave her presence, could not leave until she dismissed them.

  There was something strange about this woman… strange, yet oddly alluring… mesmerizing. Obviously very young, she was not pretty, but something about her garnered Stanley’s undivided attention. And soon he saw nothing but her, all thoughts of the rubber woman and her wonderfully elongated tongue gone instantly from his mind. He saw this woman, and only this woman, vaguely aware of the rednecks and farmers and good old country boys crowded before the stage; her, with her garishly made up face glittering beneath the seductive glare of a spotlight, dark eye shadow, thick red lips. The wide scar running lengthwise down her cheek should have repulsed Stanley, but somehow it didn’t. He wanted to touch it, to trace an index finger along it, and then keep that finger moving, across her neck, twining through the long blonde hair cascading over her enormous breasts. She had cupped her small delicate hands around them, pressing them together, while all who stood before her gazed up as if looking upon a lost wonder of a forbidden world.

  She smiled down at her audience, showing an amazingly crooked mouthful of buckteeth as she stood before them in nothing but a G-string and spiked, high-heeled shoes, a flimsy skirt of sequined fringe hanging like a veiled curtain from her waist, barely touching the uppermost region of her thighs. Her hand swept down and the fringe parted; the crowd went crazy and she came to the edge of the stage, squatting before a young guy with shoulder length brown hair, whose wide brown eyes seemed to take in every single inch of her. She dropped to her knees, her incredibly longs legs splayed out behind her while the guy leaned forward, only to receive a stiff-arm to his forehead—one hand flat against his head, she rubbed the thumb and index finger of her other hand together, the universal signage of ‘money talks, bullshit walks’. His hand came up clutching a wad of bills, which were dutifully tossed into a bucket as the blonde swayed slowly back and forth, smiling and leering down at him. Her hand, which had slowly left his forehead, grabbed a fistful of hair, forcing him forward until her skirt of sequined fringe had covered his face. Still smiling, she swayed to and fro while his hands slid up and down the backs of her legs.

  There was an old guy beside him, a farmer, maybe; maybe a truck driver or a mechanic. He was bald, just a trace of grey hair running around the sides of his head. He pulled out a cigar, stuck it in his mouth and lit it; took a deep drag and she snatched it away, laughing and pushing her suitor back into the crowd, where he stood staring up at her, eyes glazed over as if a powerful mind altering drug had just been administered to him, all the while the mechanic, the farmer or whatever the hell he was, lunged toward the stage. Too late, however, to retrieve his cigar, or even to get a paw on what had quickly become the object of affection of every breathing soul in the room.

  On her feet now, she dropped the cigar. Then, back arched, feet planted firmly on the hardwood floor, she began her striptease in earnest, dancing across the stage while crowd roared and the rejected suitor began to cry, and the mechanic, the farmer or whoever he was, stared up in wide-eyed wonder.

  And Stanley, Stanley, who had felt the touch of her, the unspoken promise that she could be his, could take no more. The whiskey had him now. Whatever she was had him. Whatever she was, because she was more than a woman, damn sure more than that. She had to be, and he had to have her, had to touch her, to feel her soft skin beneath his fingertips. Feel the velvet touch of her on him. He wanted her; he had to have her. And he would have her, have her and have her now, this very minute. If he’d still had his pint bottle of hooch he’d be bashing his way through the crowd as he rushed the stage, but he didn’t have it, and all he could do now was stagger past the geezers and farm boys, the rubes and the long-haired country boys, elbowing his way through them, until he finally stood before this grotesque goddess, who if he had run across her on a city street in broad daylight, he would’ve pointed and laughed with derision at the lopsided buckteeth, the ton of makeup hiding God only knew
what form of disfigurement beneath it. Pointed her out with glee to his friends, who would’ve laughed with him. But he wasn’t laughing now. She had him; he was hers and he knew it, she knew it, and now she would be his.

  He stood before his stripper, who had returned to her place at the edge of the platform, humping and pumping, gyrating for the roaring mass of humanity as the fringe skirt dropped Stanley began shouting obscenity-laden taunts at her.

  He shouted.

  His fists beat the stage and he shouted some more.

  Give it to me, his addled mind whispered to her. Give it to me!

  In a frenzy now, he reached out, swiping at her leg. “Give it to me!” he called out, staring up at her, his wide eyes magnified behind those enormously thick Coke-bottle lenses. “Show me somethin’, ya buck-toothed bitch!”

  While at the back of the tent, the Sideshow Barker walked calmly through the entrance, the same old geezer Stanley had cussed up one side and down the other. He shrugged his shoulders and raised his long arms high into the air, nodding at the young striptease artist, who smiled back at him as she danced her way along the edge of the stage, gyrating furiously, running those delicate little fingers of hers up and down and across her breasts.

  “I’ll show ya something, baby!” she taunted, her buckteeth fixed in a comical grin. “I’ll show all y’all something!”

  She danced to the rear of the stage, returning moments later with a small glass container in her hand, removing the lid and tossing it over her shoulder. “Step right up!” she called out, and then stepped up to the edge of the stage, right above Stanley, as she unsnapped her G-string and let it fall to the floor.

  Knees bent, her hips began to sway and, much to Stanley’s delight, proceeded to hump and pump right in his face. Suddenly she stood up. Slowly rocking back and forth, she took a powder puff from the container, holding it high in the air so everyone could see it. “Watch close, y’all!” she cackled. “Ya don’t wanta miss this one! No sirree! ‘Cause I’m gonna show this here boy how to powder a pussy!”